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The early season slump at Manchester United hasn’t only afforded pundits and critics ample opportunity to have a go at the club and their manager Jose Mourinho, it’s also proved reasonable distraction for witchdoctors!

After the Red Devils succumbed to a third straight defeat in as many games last Sunday, popular Ghanaian juju priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam declared that Mourinho’s present travails was as a curse placed on him by former Chelsea team doctor Eva Carneiro, Vanguard reports.

Mou and Carneiro had a tiff at the start of the 2015/16 campaign that led to the Spanish doctor getting the boot at Stamford Bridge, and not long afterwards, the Portuguese coach followed her into the labour market after the worst run of results in his coaching career.

United came calling, and despite a bright start at Old Trafford, the Red Devils are currently in a meltdown following three straight losses.

As the football world struggles to come to terms with the unraveling of Mourinho, one man isn’t surprised.

“Mourinho has to apologize again to Eva and show remorse since he (Mourinho) didn’t show repentance in his earlier apologies to Eva Carneiro,” Kwaku Bonsam told Kasapa FM.

“Eva Carneiro possesses a higher spirit which is causing the entire calamities in Jose’s career and has been a curse therefore, if he Mourniho doesn’t take a second look at this it may get to a time he will get fed up and end his career abruptly.”

Ye Red Devils, there you have it, as spoken by the Devil himself! (Kwaku Bonsam reportedly means ‘Devil of Wednesday”)

Will Mou go on his knees to Carneiro? We’ll have to wait and see…